The Bachelor Australia recaps

Sequins, spray tans and sex - it's season 3 of the world's stupidest dating show.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season seven recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

The Daters recaps

Six young Aussies navigate the real life rocky road to love - and we poke fun at them.

Monday, August 03, 2015

The Bachelor Australia episode recap: Season 3, Episode 1

My god, has it really been a whole year since the last season of The Bachelor Australia, when the Blakebot 3000 pissed off the whole of Australia by... er... hmm. What did he do again? He chose one blonde over another blonde, or something. Or he told someone he loved them and then decided that actually he really loved Weetbix.

Monday, June 08, 2015

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 7, Grand Finale

Rub yourself with glue stick and roll around in sequins until you cough up a glitterball because it's finally here, hunties - drag's night of nights! The party to end all parties! It's the DRAG RACE SEASON SEVEN GRAND FINALE!

Saturday, May 30, 2015

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 7, Episode 12

With just four queens left we're certainly at the pointy end of the competition now, kids!

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 7, Episode 11

Yes, yes, yes, I know: it's a full week after episode 11 aired and I'm only just posting this recap now. I KNOW. But it took me that long to get over the fact that...


You'll see.

Monday, May 11, 2015

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 7, Episode 10

So firstly, a quick Rupaulogy for the unbearable lateness of this week's recap. I could tell you the whole story about the drama that happened this week, but as it doesn't involve meeting Max or Violet or being abducted by a Drag Mothership piloted by Sharon Needles it's probably not very interesting, so in the words of our lord and saviour Alyssa Edwards:

Let's all endeavour to do this today.

Sunday, May 03, 2015

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 7, Episode 9

So there they all are in the Werq Room, post elimination, and everyone is so upset about Jaidynn being sent home - mostly because they'll probably never get to bathe in the glory of that wonderful bedazzled bra top ever again...

Saturday, May 02, 2015


So... This just happened.

Yes, my episode recap will be extremely late.

Friday, May 01, 2015


I know I'm supposed to be putting up my episode 9 recap but... THIS IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL, YOU GUYS.

I met Max today while out shopping in the city!


Regular readers will know this is somewhat exciting for me.

He was perfectly gorgeous, utterly charming and all kinds of fabulous and I was totally thrilled.

So anyway, this week's recap is going to be late. Again. But ut it's not like you're not used to that so stop your whingeing. I MET MAX, MOTHER FATHERS!

Friday, April 24, 2015

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 7, Episode 8

We begin this week's episode in the Werq Room where everyone is dealing with the loss of Max at last week's runway.

Friday, April 17, 2015

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 7, Episode 7

Finally, it's here. After six long weeks of boring theatrical challenges, boring musical challenges, absolutely zero photo shoots or dressmaking challenges and a metric pantsload of underwear promotion, we have finally arrived at the only episode worth watching every season: THE SNATCH GAME.