RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season six recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Australia's Next Top Model recaps

All the strutting, pouting and scrag fights from seasons 3 to 8, lovingly recapped for your reading pleasure.

Beverly Hills 90210 GIF recaps

Brandon, Brenda, Dylan, Kelly and... the others revived in glorious GIF form.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 10

We begin this week's episode back in the Werq Room after the untimely eviction of Trinity K Bonet, eliminated for looking totally boss on the runway and being a little bit awkward as a talk show host.

It was totally fair, of course, as everyone agrees.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 9

OK OK, so I know this recap is later than Lindsay Lohan's arrival at a job, but to be honest, it's taken me all that time to get over Laganja Estranja "shossaying" away at the end of last week's episode.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 8

We begin episode eight in an uncharacteristically jubilant Werq Room, where all the queens are celebrating last week's non-elimination and RuPaul pardoning Ben De La Creme like the President pardoning the annual Thanksgiving turkey.

"I was going to start a riot if she sent you home, I was like 'NOOOO, YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG DECISION!'," shrieks Courtney Act.

"Oh hi Darienne, are you still here?"

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 7

This week's episode begins with the tragic reminder that Milk is no longer with us, having "gone off" last week (see what I did there?), which leaves me a bit like this:

"WHYYYYYY? WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GOOOOO?"

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

I see you shiver with anticip....

Apparently it's a double episode of Drag Race this week. Which is awesome because you know what else it is this week? MY HOLIDAYS.

Sorry chickens, but as the self conscious chicken said: I just can't do this crap on the road.

So you'll all just have to wait until next week when I can resume duties, by which time you probably won't care any more and have moved on to some other blog.

SORRY BOUT IT.

PS: please don't leave me.
PPS:... pation.

Friday, April 04, 2014

4.5 minutes of Darienne Lake falling over to "Yackety Sax"

So many of you said you loved my Darienne Lake falling over GIF from the episode six recap, it got me thinking: what's funnier than a never-ending GIF loop of a drag queen falling over?

A GIF LOOP OF A DRAG QUEEN FALLING OVER TO YACKETY SAX.

So here. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 6

We kick off this week's episode in the Werq Room where, as usual, everyone is mourning Gia "Boom Boom" Gunn shooting her last load on the runway last week. So to speak.

And where, as usual, Laganja Estranja is making everything all about her.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 5

Having just bid farewell to Gloria Estefan's slightly more mannish half-sister April Carrion at the end of the last episode, all the queens are back in the Werq Room saying things like "OOOH GURL!" and "DOOZY!" and, if you're Laganja Estranja and feel the need to point out obvious things in catchphrase form: "THAT WAS A LIP SYNC, Y'ALL!"

Exactly 82 seconds elapses and Darienne Lake realises no one's thrown any shade yet, so she spins around in a circle and vomits on the first queen she sees.

"When it comes to Milk and her fashion, I don't get it," she says.

Really? It makes perfect sense to the rest of us.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 4

This week's episode kicks off in the Werq Room, where everyone is collectively trying to erase the memory of Vivacious' sea urchin outfit from last week.

Particularly affected is Gia Gunn, who is so overcome by visions of shiny black and red foam-filled spikes she starts undressing and writhing around, grabbing her boobs and moaning.

"What are you, in a White Snake video or something?" snarks Bianca Del Rio.

90 SECONDS IN AND BIANCA OWNS IT.


Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Drag Race episode 4... SOON.

Being located here in the Antipodes it takes me a little time to "acquire", watch and then lovingly handcraft gags and hilarious GIFs of each episode of RuPaul's Drag Race... so BE PATIENT, DRAG HAGS. Episode 4 is coming.

Please come back in 24 hours!

In the meantime, here: have a Sharon Needles at South By Southwest.

Kinda digging the leopard print noggin, Shaz.