RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 3 recaps

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RuPaul's Drag Race recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Seasons 6, 7, 8 and a bit of 9 recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Sunday, February 18, 2018

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Episode Recap: Season 3, Episode 4

We're back in the Werq Room after Milk's elimination, and any hope the queens may have had for her gaining some humility through her eviction is smashed like a MAC concealer on a tiled floor when they see her farewell message on the mirror.

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Episode Recap: Season 3, Episode 3

We rejoin the queens in the Werk Room, fresh from Thorgy's beheading at the hands of Danaerys Targaryen Cersei Lannister I'm super over this Game of Thrones analogy now can we stop it please Shangela.

As always there's a post-elimination scandal brewing, but strangely it's not the most obvious one (ie: how Milk managed to get away with murdering both Celine Dion AND fashion in the last episode and live to tell the tale).

No, it's about the willy Thorgy drew on the mirror before she left.

Saturday, February 10, 2018

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Episode Recap: Season 3, Episode 2

We rejoin our queens in the Werq Room where everyone is pretending to be upset that Morgan McMichaels has gone home.

Sunday, January 28, 2018

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Episode Recap: Season 3, Episode 1

So look.

I know I abandoned you all last year after just three episodes of Drag Race Season Nine.

That's not my fault - I went away on holiday for a whole month right in the middle, before Nina Bonina Brown got annoying and before Valentina turned into a screaming, Lovecraftian nightmare and well before Sasha Velour impressed everyone by pulling some pot pourri out of her bald cap, and I sure as hell wasn't going to sit around in New York blogging. There are plenty of unemployed millennials there doing that already.

I'm sorry.

Friday, January 26, 2018

It's coming...


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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 9, Episode 3

This week's episode starts back in the Werk Room where everyone would normally be mourning over the departure of the most recent eliminee, but because it was Jaymes Mansfield everybody's already forgotten.

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 9, Episode 2

When we last saw our queens RuPaul had just dropped the utterly unimpressive bombshell that she was introducing a fourteenth competitor to the race (like, we just met 13 of them, what does one more matter - introduce five more if you like) - leaving us only with a mysterious silhouette to puzzle over for a week.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 9, Episode 1

Well here we are again, kids, RuPaul's Drag Race SEASON NINE - my, how time flies!

In fact it's flown so fast no one has been bothered to update the set, so after eight years we're still stuck with the "internal organs pink" flooring and the fake brick walls that flutter in the breeze every time a queen tosses her locks. So to speak.

Although there is one notable addition to the Werk Room:

Saturday, August 27, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 10 FINALE

They said it would never happen.

They said it was over.

They said I had given up, gone into hiding, thrown in my lacefront.

WELL GUESS WHAT?

Thursday, May 05, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 9

As always we rejoin our queens in the Werk Room, where it immediately becomes apparent what happened to Derrick Barry after she walked off stage last night:

Someone poured water on her and she melted.