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YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season seven recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!
Sunday, May 01, 2016
Monday, April 25, 2016
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Monday, April 11, 2016
"Ahhhm sawwrry Dirrick, it wuz jist me being a bitch, ahhm sawwrry," she drawls.
"Yeah. It WAS you being a bitch," says Derrick, which I guess is how people accept apologies in Las Vegas.
Thursday, March 31, 2016
As Robbie wipes Cynthia's spelling mistakes off the mirror, everyone takes a moment to reflect on what a talented queen she was, and how beautiful...
Thursday, March 24, 2016
"If yew ain't steppin' dat puussy errrp, yer ass is gowwn howwwm," drawls Chi Chi DeVayne as I fall ever more in love with her.
"Who do you think RuPaul called?" says Naomi, who has already forgotten about the two evictees and has moved on to more pressing matters.
"Victoria Pork Chop Parker!" says Bob.
"Shangela!" says someone else.
Meanwhile Acid Betty is being uncharacteristically quiet...
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Realising no one has yet been assigned the role of the Wicked Witch of the West, Laila McQueen steps in with some thoughts on the runway show.
Thursday, March 10, 2016
PHEW, THANK GOD THAT PERIOD OF HAPPINESS AND SANITY IS FINALLY OVER.
Yes, I'll be recapping the show for your reading pleasure once more, and once more I'll have my Holy Six Pack to guide and advise me, made up of the fiercest Ru Girls of all time: Sharon Needles, Jinkx Monsoon and Alaska Thunderfuck, Bianca Del Rio and the Pride of Australia Courtney Act, plus new addition for 2016 KATYA!
Friday, March 04, 2016
Oh sorry, you didn't catch that? I'll repeat it: LAST WEEKEND I, PETSTARR, THE GIRL WHO SPENDS FAR TOO MANY HOURS OF HER LIFE RECAPPING RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE EVERY YEAR, JUDGED A DRAG QUEEN COMPETITION WITH MICHELLE VISAGE.
|Here is Michelle Visage and I on the judging panel, which was conveniently situated on the surface of Mars.|
|And here we are trying out Instagram's great new filter, "Burns Victim".|
|Actual footage of my reaction when I was asked to judge a drag queen competition with Michelle Visage.|
What's she like?
Well, she has FANTASTIC SKIN. I mean, seriously, flawless. If this is what happens when you stop eating literally everything then I'm on board. (Oh look, pizza!) (Fuck.)
She is small. She is funny. She has bad-ass dress sense. To dinner she wore boyfriend jeans, hair swept back with a bandana and a fur coat (it was 26C), with giant Swarovski crystal encrusted teddy bear earrings.
To the drag show she wore... well, here she is:
|Because my friend and I are super professional, we brought along a Seduction album for Michelle to sign. |
She pretended to be thrilled.
She and I agreed on almost everything at the drag judging panel, so I (sadly) didn't get any side-eye or finger waves.
She did however throw some shade at Courtney Act, telling one queen: "You could teach Courtney Act a thing or two". Pretty sure it was meant less as a compliment to the contestant and more as a slight on Courtney, tbh.
We unanimously agreed the winner was Berri Juicy (check her out on Facebook) who did a bangin' lip sync to Nicki Minaj where her boob popped out. Fierce.
|And here's the photo I took at the end of the night when I was a bit drunk because I liked my makeup and didn't want to take it off.|
So you'd best go back and read my Season 7 recaps to get yourself in the mood. Start right here with EPISODE 1.
Sunday, November 01, 2015
And in season two they went to South Africa?
And in season three they... well, let's maybe forget season three.
But here we are at the finale of The Bachelorette and the tradition of exotic locations has continued because here Sam is in....