GIRL 2: Actually, there was one guy.. He came as SPAM.
GIRL 1: So did you sleep with him?
GIRL 2: Well I wanted to, but I didn't have a can opener.
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|Not me, but might as well be.|
ME: Hello. I'm looking for a nice, stylish shoe in a size 11 please.
SALESGIRL: Oooh I don't think we have anything like that. We only go up to size 10, and we only get about 2 of those in anyway. It's amazing how many people ask for larger sizes!
ME: So..do you just tell them all to sod off then?
SALESGIRL: Yes well we do try our hardest to cater for the freaks, that's why we have one size 11 in these big old fawn coloured sandals that not even your grandma would wear. They'll be in the back storeroom covered with cobwebs from two seasons ago. Would you like to try those?
ME impales SALESGIRL with a shoehorn and sticks a bottle of Waproo down her throat.
The next day rabbit went down to the golden river where all the animals drinked.
One day Jumps [the puppy, obviously] went down to the golden river and saw a forest that was very dark.
We went to Pulteney Grammar School and when I was on the bars boys looked at my bottom.
Just then Jumps heard the nurse running to his room. Jumps fled and pretended that he was asleep. The nurse ran into the room and said "Right, everybody asleep!" and ran out again.