The pack tells me I'll LOVE Coles foil. So does Jonathon.
'Quality Strength' - they clearly left off the word 'poor'.
"Super foil that won't tear in the oven!" exclaims Jonathon excitedly, putting the super finishing touches on his super healthy baked potato.
Jonathon's right - it really doesn't tear in the oven. IT TEARS IN THE GOD DAMN PACKET.
Apparently Jonathon loves life and great food. He clearly also loves shitty cheap-arse foil that rips itself to shreds on the roll, as he's decided to use his own gummy mug to endorse Coles Shite-Foil TM.
Apologies for the lack of zen.