Friday, May 04, 2007

ANTM's Jordan - Australia's answer to Tara Reid

Seems Australia's Next Top Model's very own Squinty Squinterson, Jordan, had a bit of a Tara Reid moment at a party for Perez Hilton in Sydney recently.

See all the damage here (NSFW)


Clearly the most embarrassing part of these photos are those HORRENDOUS shoes, however I think it would be appropriate if from now on, Jordan changed her catchphrase "Game on, moll" to "Dress off, moll".



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  1. How did she not notice that (a) she was wearing a black plastic garbage bag, a bellhop hat and Chucks and (b) one of her norks had made a break for freedom? I don't get it - wasn't it a little breezy?

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  2. Yes, what's with the garbage bag? and that expression on her face?

    FFS.

    (I think there's probably some chemical reason for her not noticing the escaping flesh.)

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  3. Redcap - you'd think you'd notice, wouldn't you. But don't you remember this??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regwyIHhsdE

    Jeremy - Yep, too much hair product can really get to a girl after a while... :)

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  4. Does this mean that Jordan's one of the select few finalists, or are all the next top model girls strutting their purple sneakers at fashion week?

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  5. Those sneakers were just appalling.

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  6. No, I hadn't seen that one before. But she looks like she's in the same place as The Hoff in his latest film outing. Well, minus the crinkly Hoff-skin and plus a boob, of course.

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  7. Just Ewww on so many levels.

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  8. Sascha - I heard a rumour Jordan made it to the top three, but I wouldn't put it past all the goils to be clawing their way into Perez Hilton parties. Even Kara. "Remember meeee? I'M BEEEYOOOTIFUL!!"

    Redcap - Hopefully we can all look forward to a post-vodka-binge Jordan video popping up on You Tube any day now.

    Pete - I'd say at least three levels. Probably four.

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