Sunday, May 27, 2007

What do we do now? We run...TO THE TOY SHOP!

Ok ladies: What's better than having your very own Wentworth Miller to snuggle up to at night and occasionally lick? HAVING YOUR VERY OWN WENTWORTH MILLER DOLL!


To put on your mantelpiece, of course. And occasionally lick.


According to the good folks at Just Jared you can now buy a set of Prison Break dolls for exorbitant prices (about $1000 for the set).

Long time BC readers might remember that I'm not the biggest doll fan, but the idea of being able to take off Wentworth's pants whenever I want sounds like a good deal to me.

Now if only we could get the Real Doll company onto this idea...



10 comments :

  1. I think taking off dolly Wentworth's pants would be an exercise in disappointment, Miss P. After all, Ken dolls aren't renowned for their, er, true to life packages and I can't see why this guy would be any different. Otherwise he'd be Porno Wentworth.

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  2. Hmm, the doll stands a bit funny. Like he has a pole up his arse. But nearly as long as the pole up the arse of the original...

    But no question... he's a good looking chap...

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  3. The best part of this post is the link back that allowed me to discover the wonderful world of Freddie G May. What a fascinating fellow!

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  4. If you like plastic, angry and cross-eyed, I guess...

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  5. Holy cow - that Freddie G May character is deadset worrying. Check out his blogs with 0 comments on every political rant! In fact, it isn't a possibility that Freddie G was actually behind the Virginian massacre, is it? Don't anybody make a doll of him - it will come with its own bible and an arsenal of artillery!

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  6. Who the hell is this Freddie G May you're all talking about???

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  7. Hopefully when Mika sings 'So I tried a little Freddie' in Grace Kelly, he doesn't have this Maryland Godboy on his mind. Dude lost his humour somewhere amongst his (still wrapped) Star Wars toys, books rallying for a return to right wing Christian morals and his secret stash of porno anime.

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  8. Hey, don't blame me. I never said anything about anyone called Freddie. But now that I look at the dolly again, he is suspiciously short on neck. I like men to have necks. And not be 9 inches tall. Are you sure he isn't a dildo with arms?

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  9. Freddie is the guy who objects to your opinions on dolls in the post you linked to. He is against universal health care, despite the fact that he is on government disability. Interesting.

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  10. Redcap - a Wentworth dildo with arms? Something about that idea sounds good...and yet... I think it needs workshopping.

    As for Freddie G May - ohhh HIM! Yeah I have no idea who that was. Clearly a doll lover. Maybe he owns a Wentworth?

    Gosh that DOES sound like a dildo, doesn't it?

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