Which means I'll be blogging Australian Idol again this year - because IT MAKES ME FEEL EMOTION, DEEPER THAN EVER BEFORE, WOAHH-OAHH-OAHHHH!
You can join me after the audition shows finish - judging by tonight's premiere they're a bit of a yawn anyway. SHOW MORE DODGY AUDITIONS, SKIP OVER THE GOOD ONES AND THE INSPIRATIONAL TALES OF HARDSHIP, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CHICK WHOSE MUM DIED OF CANCER*, THIS POSITIVITY CRAP MIGHT HAVE WORKED FOR MASTERCHEF BUT IT DOESN'T WORK HERE, GET OVER IT ETC. ETC.
So Idolites - I shall see you in a few weeks!
*I reserve the right to care about this chick later on, should I decide to.