Remember Matt Corby? That cute, messy-haired, scarf-wearing, guitar-playing boy who drove schoolgirls wild and should have won Australian Idol in 2007 but didn't because some girl who everyone's forgotten did?
Well brace yourselves, kids. Because here's Matt Corby in 2011:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
No, that's not the homeless guy from the train station who thinks he's Jesus, that really IS Matt Corby.
To refresh your memory, this is what he used to look like:
Just like a puppy! That can play guitar!
Pardon? Can I see those highly improbable pictures side by side? Why yes, you can:
"Hi future self, got any advice for me?" "Yeah. Buy a razor."
Does this look to anyone else like one of those government health warning posters about the dangers of methamphetamines? THE GUY IS ONLY 19.
In other news, Matt Corby's new songs are rather good, and he's playing at some music festival in Canada.