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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Worst jeans ever?

I don't want to alarm anyone, but according to the latest edition of InStyle magazine, THIS outfit is currently fashionable:

I don't know what she's looking so smug about.

Yes, you can now slap your forehead in embarrassment for throwing out those old "painting jeans" you diligently kept at the back of your wardrobe for 25 years even though you never did any painting in them - WHAT A FOOL YOU WERE. LOOK HOW SUPREMELY TRENDY THESE PANTS ARE. DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD KEPT THEM NOW?

If only you had a time machine you could travel back to the moment you threw them away and rescue them... or better yet, to 1984 WHEN THESE GODAWFUL PANTS WERE FASHIONABLE THE FIRST TIME ROUND.

Yes it's true - these pants have managed to be fashionable at least TWICE in history.

If you're lucky, you might be able to raid your local Goodwill and find a similar pair - they'll be up the back on the "bargain rack", and might set you back 50 cents.

Or you could just go to whatever shop sells these sorts of things new and pay $297 for the ones in the picture. I'm not kidding.

I just... I can't even...