Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The dog ate my Australia's Next Top Model recap

So, about two people have complained that my Australia's Next Top Model episode 4 recap isn't up. STOP IT BOTH OF YOU, I CAN HARDLY HEAR MYSELF THINK.

Sadly I'm going to have to disappoint my pair of fans by announcing that ALAS, it seems I can't do any more recaps for the following pissy reasons:

A) I have moved my entire life into a storage unit and given my Foxtel box back to the Foxtel gods in preparation for moving to New York next week, and

B) I am currently living with my mother, which should be more than enough reason to get me out of doing ANYTHING but in particular means that I no longer have Foxtel IQ, with all its pausy-rewindy goodness and

C) The Fox8 gods have denied my requests for advance DVD copies of the show, even though they used to send them to me in the past and

D) The ANTM website doesn't seem to offer a video of the show.


All of which makes a recap with hilarious pictures rather difficult. Yes go on, cry.


I Googled "Charlotte Dawson crying" and this is what I got. It'll have to do.


Can anyone can point me to an ANTM torrent site? Otherwise - it's sorry and sayonara, kids.



17 comments :

  1. For all your torrent goodness:

    http://tvunderground.org.ru/index.php?show=episodes&sid=45654

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  2. Thanks anonymous! Shall bookmark - although ep4 ain't there yet... how long do they normally take?

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  3. Not sure to be honest. ANTM isn't one of the shows I grab from there. But in saying that hopefully it shouldn't take too long!

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  4. While I'll miss my weekly laugh-til-I-nearly-pee-myself, this season isn't all that good so far anyway. Jealous about you moving to New York though.

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  5. Usually appears on Thursday morning our time.

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  6. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  7. Here's episode 4:
    http://www.videobb.com/watch_video.php?v=LweHTfg0Ne0Q
    I also don't have foxtel. This videobb website seems to be putting them up Weds morning each week which is pretty good although you have to be a member to search the site. However, this website:
    http://tv.blinkx.com/show/australia-next-top-model/uwmWhGzTEJLhWMRQ
    at the bottom of the page under Most Recent Comments has caramel-coated-awesome people posting the link each time a server uploads it. So I guess at best this option has you waiting til Weds morning each week to start your recap. Alternatively what does Jo do? Could she tape it & send it your way? Your readers could repay her with ... umm ... uhh ... well, your readers would be grateful. Or I'm sure Charlotte could smuggle in a copy for you. And besides, don't go letting Jo dominate the fun will you? Also, recap the season 4 finale rofl! That's nice and available on youtube in all it's barf-inducing horror. It would be hilarious to do it as a reflection piece for what's happened since with all the models especially demelza. I saw it again the other day and one of the funniest, deliciously foreboding lines - Jonathan's quote while giving his vote to D 'I'm voting for the girl with the brighter future. Demelza, your future is so bright!' HAHAHAHA love ya petstarr xoxox

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  8. Noooo... don't leave us. I love your wrap-ups all the way from Germany. And since I can't watch it on Foxtel either I am relying on websites like rtvgames.com and realitytvfan.org to inform me about video watching possibilities. (Works pretty well for me)

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  9. realitytvfan.org is pretty speedy and amazing for posting NTM. Good luck with your move PetStarr, I'm sure you'll instantly run round your new place going 'OY MOY GOURD A SINK! OY MOY GOURD A WINDOW!' at the first opportunity, yes? And then back to the brilliance that is your wrap-ups, I hope.

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  10. PRINCESS ASIA UNICORNSeptember 01, 2011 11:17 am

    Um, pair of fans my arse. Myself and a friend have actually forgone our university education and skipped lectures in favour of waiting in the library... on your site... waiting for the recap. JUST WAITING.

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  11. OK KIDS CALM DOWN! (no don't, keep acting hysterical, I love it)

    Looks like I have a few torrent options so I shall investigate in the coming days and promise to post a recap ASAP!

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  12. And as for the season 4 finale recap petstarr? :p

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  13. Yayyyyyy!!!!!

    I don't know if this is stil lthe case, but foxtel used to have the online viewing option if you were a subscriber... any way you can finagle a login from somebody else?

    If it weren't for my shitarse internet connection here I'd totally be doing the same thing as my sister has the top package and never even uses the online stuff!

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  14. Don't leave us PS.
    You're at least as funny as Jo Bloggs and way better looking.

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  15. it's on youtube too http://www.youtube.com/user/HayleiLovesRealityTV
    it wont be fun watching the show without your recaps so PLEASE....!!!

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  16. wwws.tv-links.eu has it, but takes a day longer. Keep it up - I wouldn't bother watching the show without your funny commentary!

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