RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 recaps

The shadiest Drag Race recaps on the web. Get ready to death drop, queens!

The Bachelorette Australia recaps

One woman, 14 desperate men, mucho LOLs. Oh, and Osher Gunsberg.

The Bachelor Australia recaps

Sequins, spray tans and sex - it's season 3 of the world's stupidest dating show.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season eight recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Sunday, August 04, 2013

S8E3: Australia's Next Top Model Recap

After the modelettes' whirlwind trip to Thailand to listen to old men drone on about their parents and stand next to elephants for a bit, the unbridled glamour continues in episode 3 as Ashley is admitted to hospital with acute appendicitis.


Wednesday, July 24, 2013

S8E2: Australia's Next Top Model Recap

As the doctor said to the diphallia sufferer: two things are better than one thing, so this week you're getting a double header of recaps, thanks to the fact that I never got around to doing episode two on its own last week.

I could tell you I was kidnapped by aliens, or that I joined a rock band and we released a hit album and had to go on tour to support it, but the fact is I'm just a bit slack and couldn't be bothered.

As punishment, I have given myself a severe Lara Stone-ing.


Saturday, July 13, 2013

S8E1: Australia's Next Top Model Recap

A lot can happen in six years.

Children get born, learn to walk and talk go to school. Seeds grow into saplings. Prime Ministers get elected, then booted out, then put back in again.

Pop stars grow their hair back thick and strong...