Apparently it's a double episode of Drag Race this week. Which is awesome because you know what else it is this week? MY HOLIDAYS.
Sorry chickens, but as the self conscious chicken said: I just can't do this crap on the road.
So you'll all just have to wait until next week when I can resume duties, by which time you probably won't care any more and have moved on to some other blog.
SORRY BOUT IT.
PS: please don't leave me.