RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 recaps

The shadiest Drag Race recaps on the web. Get ready to death drop, queens!

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season eight recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Now YOU can own the most fabulous jacket in the world

If you're like me you've been weathering the empty days and nights since RuPaul's Drag Race finished last week by wrapping yourself in sequins and rocking back and forth in the corner of the room chanting "COME ON, NATCH" over and over.

You also may have been comforting yourself by staring endlessly at this GIF I made for my recap of the show's finale showing an audience member in "the most spectacular sequinned jumper the world has ever seen":

With every handclap he blinds a thousand angels.

Well imagine my surprise this morning when I received an email from none other than SAID SEQUINNED MAN. His name is John, he found my blog, and loved my animated tribute to his sartorial superiority.

He says the jumper is actually a jacket - or actually, even better, a hoodie - and his fabulous designer friend at Slick It Up New York made it. But guess what?

IT'S FOR SALE, AND YOU CAN BUY IT RIGHT HERE!!

I'd like to think John was wearing this exact ensemble to the Drag Race finale.

Also for sale by this incredible designer: SEQUINNED BOARD SHORTS and THE MOST AMAZING SEQUINNED JUMPSUIT YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

Clearly if you don't buy all of this stuff immediately you are beyond help. To the intelligent ones of you currently scrambling for your credit cards: you're welcome.

Friday, May 23, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 14 (FINALE)

It's finally arrived. After 13 weeks, 14 queens, 31 sequinced gowns, 2096 diamantes, 10 teary breakdowns, 97 "oh-KURR"s and 342 near critical cases of side-eye this Drag Race is finally nearing the finish line, where it can look forward to a slice of orange and a vigorous rubbing in the warm down tents.

This year's grand finale spectacular was filmed in Los Angeles, but the LIVE screening and party is being held in Las Vegas, which is sort of like the geographical equivalent of RuPaul herself - glitzy, completely man made and powered by 28 million megawatts of electricity per year.

Forget Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, this is...

 THIS is destined to be the new cult classic.

Friday, May 16, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 13

In every season of every reality TV show competition there comes a time when the producers look at each other and say "This shit seems to be making money. How can we spin it out for at least one more week?"

That time, my friends, is known as "Clip Show Time", or "Filler Episode Time", or in the case of RuPaul's Drag Race:

Also known as "The Episode That Delays The Final Result By One More God Damn Week".

Wednesday, May 07, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 12

Well drag hags, as a famous group of philosophers once said: "We've come to the end of the road, still I can't let go, it's unnatural... yada yada yada et cetera".

In other words: we're down to our final four, and we begin this week in the Werq Room where they're gathering for the very last time to make sympathetic sounding noises and pretend to care about the one that got kicked off in the previous episode.

That was Ben De La Creme, who in the time-honoured tradition of eliminated queens, has left a special farewell message to Darienne on the mirror:

Friday, May 02, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 11

Well here we are, drag hags, episode 11 - and the final five queens. FINALLY this season can be turned into fan nail art on Etsy!

Obviously Darienne is the thumb.