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The shadiest Drag Race recaps on the web. Get ready to death drop, queens!

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One woman, 14 desperate men, mucho LOLs. Oh, and Osher Gunsberg.

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Sunday, November 01, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, FINALE

You know how in The Bachelor season one they went to Thailand for the big finale episode?

And in season two they went to South Africa?

And in season three they... well, let's maybe forget season three.

But here we are at the finale of The Bachelorette and the tradition of exotic locations has continued because here Sam is in....

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 9

So I'm back from my fabulous beach holiday and, as some of you may have guessed from the relative silence around here in the last week, I had sort of planned to slip into the shadows and not actually finish this nonsense. But then a bunch of you were like "Awwww" and I started to feel guilty...

So for all three of you who still care about this shit: here we go...