RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 recaps

The shadiest Drag Race recaps on the web. Get ready to death drop, queens!

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One woman, 14 desperate men, mucho LOLs. Oh, and Osher Gunsberg.

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season eight recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Monday, April 25, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 7

So we're back in the Werk Room again after saying goodbye to... who was it that left last episode? The one with the wigs that looked like they'd been staple-gunned to her head. What was her name? Oh well, never mind. She's gone now so no one cares, least of all Derrick Barry, who thinks everything is about her anyway.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 6

Having said goodbye to Acid "I Reckon I'll Just Do An Impression Of Someone I've Literally Never Seen Before On Snatch Game Because That Seems Like A Sound Idea" Betty, the kimono crew has returned to the Werk Room where Chi Chi is demonstrating her new Derrick Barry voodoo doll:

Monday, April 11, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 5

Having just said goodbye to Naysha Lopez and the moulting chipmunk she called a hairdo, all the queens have gathered in the Werk Room to witness Chi Chi apologise for her "under-bus-throwing" demonstration on the last runway.

"Ahhhm sawwrry Dirrick, it wuz jist me being a bitch, ahhm sawwrry," she drawls.

"Yeah. It WAS you being a bitch," says Derrick, which I guess is how people accept apologies in Las Vegas.